I have ugly feet. That's not me comparing my feet to others' feet. It's because I've broken every single toe on both of my feet except the left big toe. I'm a klutz. From jumping off of my bed freshman year of college to smashing them into the bottom of a pool to cracking them on the brick surrounding the fire place in my childhood home, to dropping anything and everything on them (liters of soda and large candles come to mind), I haven't been nice to my poor feet.
